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Sabtu, 15 Maret 2014

An Alien From Mars Have A Chat With An Alien From Venus


I trapped in my university yesterday. I can’t go home. I want to but I can’t. It simply just there’s a closing ceremony of maharu (it means “new student”) cup. There’s a big stage in front of library building on my university. I trapped with my friends (luckily). So one of my friend asks me to escort her to bought some drink. On the way, we talk a lot. Then the truth is she’s just broke up with her boyfriend. It’s happen about 2 or 3 weeks ago. Then we tried to exchange some statement about boys and girls. Here they are

Me: so, how the thing’s going with you and your bf? I heard that you broke up

Her: yes, happens about 2 or 3 weeks ago. It’s so sad that we broke up. Like 2 years with him is completely useless

Me: don’t say like that, bad relationship teach you how to be a better person (I’m trying to be wise here)

Her: ………….. are you okay?

Me: what the fuuu? I’m completely okay. Look, now, I know your heart is broken but, come on, move on, there, sooooo many handsome guy, can you see it?

Her: yeah.. But I don’t have to look for another guy, here, after I broke up, there’s so many other guys trying to get me, they text me non-stop

*she’s showing her inbox*

Me: aw man, what the heck? You lucky bastard. After I broke up with my first ex, my cellphone is even more deserted than a graveyard

Her: I feel sorry for you, but I know why, your face tell me everything hahahaha *she laugh so hard that I want to clogging her mouth with my underpants*

Her: hey dhli, I know it’s my fault, I know I’m the one who ask him to broke up, but why I’m still cannot accept that? Even it’s already 2 weeks. Why you guys so easily forget about your ex?

Me: not me, the first time I broke up, I let myself starving for a whole day, just drink some water, I really lost my appetite. On the day I smile, I laugh, on the night, in my room, I cried silently. For the whole week I was like that. What shock me more is after a week we broke up, she’s already found my replacement. Like, what the heck?

Her: it must be hard; the first time was always hard

Me: absolutely. Guys are dumb. We pretend to don’t care, but actually we still fucking care. But it’s different when we talking about guys whom real jerk. They don’t care, and they really don’t care. Usually guys like this one is having more than 1 girl, so it’s not a big deal if one of them broke up. Love your boyfriend if he’s suddenly text you with no reason in the middle of the night. Appreciate his feeling.

Her: well I know that he’s still stalking my twitter. And you know him, he’s over protective

Me: that’s what I’m talking about man -_- yeah I know that, he’s terrorizing my twitter cause I tweet you that there’s some guy looking for you, he read my tweet then get mad like I was stealing his virginity. LMFAO. Anyhow a guys who over protective? Priceless, you know. He’s feeling insecure about you, he’s afraid that he might lose you. Just give him some understanding and tell him that you’re not gonna leave him.

Her: I already do that, I already tell him that I’m not gonna leave him, but he’s still like that

Me: hmm if so then……….just slap him rights in his face while saying “I really love you, you bastard, stop being over protective” mwhahahahaha just kidding, don’t do this

Her: are you fucking insane? -_-“ He’s gonna kill me, he’s a short tempered guy.

Me: LOL, I’m just kidding. So for now, let’s move on, look for the other guy. Tell me, is there any of your admirer is handsome?

Her: well, some of it

Me: how about handsome… AND RICH? That would be awesome

Her: yes yes, there is some guys who’s like that.

Me: awesome, married that guy, lol

Her: you sick -_-

Me: I am mwahahaha, sorry, so my turn now. Is every girl on this world is having a same pattern? I mean, look at my second ex. Before we dating, she’s so fucking care about me, text me everyday, every night. Wants to follow me everywhere I ask her to go with me. After 1-2 month, she’s rarely reply my text, don’t want to go out with me. She’s even going out with a guy and don’t talk to me! I know I’m her no one, but still, like “can’t you talk to me first for that ’stupid date’? Like how I feel?” I somehow afraid that happen to me again this time. I’m afraid my girlfriend is being like her. I’m afraid she will ignore me; she will stop caring about me

Her: well, for me, of course the entire woman is same. Before date, we try to impress you guys. We’re trying to be “the best girl you’ve ever met”. Once we got you, I dunno, some of us will get bored, some of us will try to know you better, some of us will dumped you saying that “this is all you got? Not satisfying, better go search for the other one”, some of us will stay forever with you and say “you’re the right guy, I love you. Let stay together”. Let’s hope your girlfriend is from that last one.

Me: amen for that. And why the fuck everything we do is always wrong? You think we guys are always wrong?

Her: of course! That’s like a, um, fate for guys to be always wrong. Here’s my advice, whatever you do, no matter it’s right or wrong don’t mad at your girlfriend. Just accept it. Be patient.

Me: but that’s insane! I just can’t stay quiet if I’m right. How about if my girlfriend is really wrong? Like, maybe, cheat on me, should I stay quiet? Hell no, I can’t.

Her: you dumbass! What I mean is when you arguing something, a small talk, not like when she’s cheat on you, you stupid. When she’s cheat on you just leave her for good. Cause every broke up is deserve a second chance, except if you’re broke up and the cause of it was cheating. Just trust her completely for now. If she’s really love you, she will somehow looking for you if you’re gone for a whole day. If she loves you, she will give some attention. I said some, not whole, so if she’s busy, just leave her, when she’s done, she will chat you, I’m sure of that.

Me: *claps my hands like a retarded seal* wow, you are truly a woman don’t you? But today, I don’t get any of her messages. She’s even not read my last chat. Do you think what is she doing?

Her: do you want to get a kiss by truck? *Sarcastically look in my eyes* tell you what dhli, it’s not just boy who can get their hobby, we, girls, have a hobby too, like shopping, hang out with our friends, sleep over, etc. what is your girlfriend’s hobby?

Me: umm…teasing me ._.

Her: ugh -_- the other one?

Me: oh! Playing her Xbox.

Her: yep, that could do it. Maybe now she’s busy with her Xbox. You guys like to play video games too right? And how do you feel if we suddenly disturb you?

Me: actually if that’s me, I don’t mind if my girlfriend disturb me, I usually disturbed by my parents when I’m playing video games. Lol. But really, I don’t mind. I just pause the game and reply it. But if I can’t pause the game cause the game itself, yes, I won’t reply it.

Her: maybe it’s okay with you, but not with her. So just understand her. When she’s done, if she’s really love you, she will text you, remember?

Me: yes, but sometimes I want more. I mean, she’s just sometimes gone for a whole day, when we chat, it’s just 5 or six conversation then she’s gone again. I miss her so much, you know. We‘re should have a date this Wednesday. But I blow it up. I make her mad at me. She doesn’t want to meet me, she even ask me if I want to broke up with her, “HELL NO!” I said. Now I miss her even more, roar.

Her: sukuriiiiiin hahahaha.  Now that’s what I said. Just hold on loosely, but don’t let it go. Give her some privacy. If she really love you, she WILL NOT gonna leave you, I guarantee it, cause I’m a woman. Well, but I can’t guarantee it for 100% hehe. If she found another man who’s completely more handsome than you, richer, more smart, who knows? Hahaha. Trust her completely now. If you’re being mellow and down, remember her sweetness towards you, don’t you express it on twitter, dumbass.

Me:  hey I thought you are on my side?! Don’t scare me like that. Ah yes..  She’s completely sweet when she’s trying to my attention before we date. Her caring, her attention. Can’t forget it haha.

Her: that’s the one. lol.

Then we back and sit down in front of stage to watch some absolutely weird band. I don’t understand what are they saying and what the fuck the song is they played. So I just look up and see the star bright

Then dark clouds came. Right above me. Want to pour their water. Fuck. It’s gonna rain..